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Break out the popcorn — the bromance between Donald Trump and Elon Musk is officially dead, and it’s going down in flames on the world’s most unhinged group chat: social media.

The latest ego-driven dumpster fire ignited when Musk came out swinging against Trump’s so-called “One Big Beautiful Bill” — a bloated monstrosity that guts EV credits, hurls working families under the bus and hands yet another golden ticket to the ultra-wealthy (because of course it does).

Musk, who spent years cozying up to Trump — reinstating his banned account, reopening the floodgates for MAGA disinformation and even helping bankroll his campaign — is now calling the legislation a “disgusting abomination” and publicly urging Congress to “KILL THE BILL.”

Turns out, those comments look friendly compared with what’s to come.

Naturally, Trump did what Trump always does: throw a tantrum. In true toddler-with-a-Twitter energy, he blasted Musk, said he had “gone crazy,” and accused him of suffering from “Trump Derangement Syndrome.”

Musk clapped back with increasingly heated rhetoric: “Without me, Trump would have lost the election,” he posted on X. “Such ingratitude.”

And now? He’s taken a blowtorch to what was left of their relationship.

Elon Musk is now publicly backing Trump’s impeachment. When a user suggested removing Trump and replacing him with Vice President J.D. Vance, Musk replied: “Yes.”

No ambiguity. No hesitation. Just a billionaire who helped get Trump elected now calling for his removal from office.

But, no, he didn’t stop there.

Musk turned this Real Housewives of MAGA fight up to 11 by saying Trump is on the Epstein client list. In a now-viral post, he said the reason the full Epstein files haven’t been released is because Trump played a starring role in them.

“The truth will come out,” Musk promised.

So, to recap: Trump rolled back EV credits as part of his “One Big Beautiful Bill.” Musk flipped out. Trump insulted him. Musk called him ungrateful. Then demanded his impeachment. Then said he’s tied to Epstein.

The two men who are supposedly saviors of free speech sure can’t handle when one of them uses it.

Let’s be honest: this isn’t about policy. Neither of these guys could explain what’s in Trump’s budget bill if their lives depended on it. This is about fragile egos, wounded pride and two self-obsessed billionaires who can’t handle not being worshipped.

Why This Breakup Could Leave a Mark on Trump

But here’s the twist: this MAGA feud might not end like the others.

Musk isn’t just another GOP lapdog desperate for Trump’s approval. He’s one of the richest men on the planet, with a massive platform, a troll army of his own and zero fear of going scorched-earth.

Musk isn’t waiting to get stabbed quietly in the back — he’s charging at Trump with a flamethrower and Epstein files in hand.

And unlike the Kevin McCarthys of the world, Musk doesn’t need Trump. In fact, if he really wants to, he might be able to do what no one else in MAGA world has managed: actually take Trump down with him.

But even if he doesn’t, let this serve as a cautionary tale — for every bootlicker who thinks they can ride the MAGA wave without getting wiped out.

Donald Trump demands loyalty, but he never gives it back. Not to his workers when he was a failing businessman. Not to Mike Pence when he was under attack at the Capitol. And now, not to Elon Musk.

He’ll take your money, your influence, your social media platform — and then he’ll gut you the second you step out of line.

Elon Musk thought he was buying a seat at the table. Turns out, he was just another name on Trump’s burn list. Now, two of the most insufferable men in America are locked in a pissing match over who made who — and who’s going down harder.

It’s pathetic. It’s petty. And it’s perfect.

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